(Source: stacksbreadup, via xdarkmoon)

"I dunno… Seems like ever since I became Monarch Slave of the Illuminati, people have been taking control of everything I do

(Source: naomscampbell, via stilesstliniski)

(Source: loveonstereo, via pride)

u kno u fucked when u are able to relate to lana del rey songs

(Source: jesuschill, via stilesstliniski)


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

(Source: fencehopping, via gouldingfella)

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

(via gouldingfella)

listoflifehacks:

unicornsyglitter:

baelthezaar:

lesbianmidget69dopeshit:

sexuallyactivegrandma:

imaginarily:

unicornsyglitter:

Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat

this needs to be seen by everyone right now

this is freaking beautiful

Why do you have bugs framed in your house

Because people collect insects and put the in frames, which if you ask me is more interesting (and respectable) than hunting trophies.

Actually my mom just likes butterflies tbh

how to snap chat ^

(via sorelatable)

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

(Source: kenlovers, via bullade-mivida)

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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(via humorking)

jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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(Source: jerkofficial, via hxgworts)

ohvegeta:

froghat:

the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.

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fuckin ready

(via hxgworts)

  • americans the other 364 days of the year: america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
  • americans on july 4th: AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !