(Source: dopeybeauty, via encourage)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

(via encourage)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via garciarocker23)

penis2bomb:

(via pride)

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

(Source: innocenttmaan, via theres-faithinlove)

vieniquieabbracciamiporcatroia:

iwanttobestrongenough:

il-passato-non-ritorna-piu:

senza-te-ormai-fa-tutto-schifo:

fobiadelmondo:

wolfandangel09:

clato-has-a-peeniss:

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it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr!

Beautiful !

❤️

Ohhhh *.*

Oh

ma aw

(Source: sigi0, via erre24)

skrelp:

twd-direction:

skrelp:

life hack

what

life hack

(via 0sweetinsanity)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via encourage)

japhers:

buffdaddyjohn:

ybee:

ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

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help

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#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON

(via chicken-fingers)

whackintosh:

real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day

(via crystallized-teardrops)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

or you could use a calculator 

(Source: yodiscrepo)

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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